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Why did the Black Bear skip dinner after his taxidermy appointment? Because he was already stuffed!
This year's Spring Festival has had a great start! The Evendim Wild Boar Chase event has been received so well, we will incorporate it into every festival forthcoming!
Since we've no further information, Oldnoob's pants have offered a 50 Mathom reward for any information leading to a reunion with their master.
Unfortunately, three chickens were injured during the Inn League sponsored Chair Conga earlier. All chairs must remain indoors until the Bounders finish their investigation. However, all registered participants in the canceled Congas will receive free pints for the duration of their next two pub crawls.
And finally, Tricksey Prankster, please return Public Service Announcement No. 2. Our bookkeeper hasn't entered it into Waymeet town minutes yet.
Thank you, everyone for making this festival the best one in Middle Earth! And remember to share the road with chickens!